Should We Slim Down Santa?

You still leave milk and cookies for santa, don’t you? And then maybe sneak a few? Well a new study published by the British Medical Journal says that Santa should clean up his act to prevent obesity and promote health. (via Fox News)

But a skinny santa?! Isn’t that an oxymoron? next you’re going to tell me cookie monster is on a diet, too.

Oh. Apparently we missed that one; Your big blue cookie monster now refers to cookies as “only a sometimes food”. Rumor has it they want to turn him into the veggie monster!

So should Santa go on a diet and start promoting a healthier lifestyle?!

The study found that Santa is the only fictional character more recognizable by kids than Ronald McDonald  (who has also recently lost a few  LBs!) In addition to his weight, the study says the jolly old man promotes reckless behavior like chimney jumping and speeding.

So put santa on a diet and in a helmet and take away the booze.. How very merry indeed. Vote your little heart out on this one: Should santa go on a diet for the sake of the kiddies?

 

Slim Down Santa

Should Santa Go On A Diet? 

 

 

 

 

 


 

YES!! Slim down Santa!!
No! Keep the Clauses Chubby!
I don’t care, ME WANT COOKIES!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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